| Valentine’s
Day Prompts Pick-Up Lines
by Lindsey Ellerson
Valentine’s Day means many things
for different people. While some are buying
special gifts for their loved ones, others
are still working on finding a valentine.
After stopping people on Franklin Street,
we have come up with a list of pickup lines
that made the top of our list:
"Girl,
you must have a mirror in your pants because
I can see myself in
them."
”Yo, baby, be my valentine.”
”Someone
asked me if I was tired because I had been
running through their dreams all
day long.”
”The word of the day is legs. Let’s
go back to your place and spread the word.”
”Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When
you fell from heaven.”
“Did you have Campbell’s soup
today? No, why do you ask? Because you’re
looking mmm, mmm, good.”
“This guy says how much does a polar
bear weigh, and you say, enough to break
the ice. Hi, my name is Jim.”
“I knew milk did a body good, but
damn, how much have you been drinking?”
But, how effective are pickup lines? A UNC-CH
student told us, “As far as I’m
concerned, pickup lines have never worked
in any occasion.”
Maybe we should all just stick to roses.
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